Yah, Yah! I rolled in 'something'! Smells just fine to me!
Dog house or Bath? Is that a trick question?
Ok, Ok, I get it! Fine! Be that way!!
Hey, I already promised I won't run away!
Look at me! I lost 5 pounds in the process!
What's that smell? Is that a flowery scented shampoo? Great, the guys' gonna laugh at me!
Look at my bloomers! I look like a giant fluff ball! Happy now?
Note: All comments are Mac's, owner abstains from stating the obvious!