A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. When the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom with him before a teacher noticed him and shoo'ed him back outside and closed the door behind him.
The dog sat down outside the door whimpering and staring at the closed doors and not understanding in the least as to why he was refused entry.
Then... God appeared beside the dog, patted him on the head to comfort him, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'.... they won't let ME in there either."